The Onion News Network

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Blockbuster Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented In The Past


Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013


How To Pretend You Give A S*** About The Election


Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children's Healthcare